Is it just me or is EVERYONE (but me) having a little bundle of joy? I mean, seriously it is like an epidemic out there! I can't even fathom it. I fall into that category of people whose modo is, "I am anti-baby... until I have one." Now, may I add- "Anti-baby" doesn't mean I hate children, never-ever want to have them and think motherhood is bad. Disclaimer, disclaimer!!!
I am such a paranoid crazy. No...you really have no idea. If I am late, I agonize over the thought of having a life inside of me. I think I might need therapy. A lot of my friends started families a while back, or are recently waving their "I'm prego" banner proudly. Wave on girls, wave on! I mean it too! I am super excited for someone when I read/hear that they are expecting. I get all giddy and hope it is a girl (because there are no cute boy clothes).
And see...that last sentence says it all! I want a doll to dress up, not a 24/7 reminder that I am offically responsible for someone other than myself (and well, Chris), but does that make me a totally horrible-might-as-well-not-even-have-a-uterus of a woman? Will I ever feel "motherly"?
Chris says I am more "motherly" than I know. I guess he sees the way I baby talk our dog (no, I don't care if you think it's stupid), and make a big fuss over her. BUT, I can put her in a crate and leave her for a good 3 hours, only have to feed her twice a day, take her on a daily walk, have a little play session, spoil her with some doggie icecream, make a big fuss because she went "potty like a good girl" AND I don't even have to get fat. Which is another way shallow reason as to why I am petrified of the "P" word. That and I have zero tolerance for pain. I hyperventilate at the thought of giving blood. And stretch marks and varicose veins don't sit well with me either.
Adoption, now there is an option! But really, when I join the league of pregos, I am sure I will be 100% excited. I will probably go out and buy the first pink thing I see and buy Pickles one of those doggie shirts that say, "I am a big sister" Okay, I wouldn't actually buy the dog the shirt, but I would be majorly excited. Well, after I shouted, cried, brainstormed and made like 10 different list of things we would have to get done like, yesterday-ago. I literally make myself tired sometimes!! Just thinking about it makes me all "plan aheady". Which, Chris just LOVES by the way.
To all you mommy's and mommy's-to-be: I love that you have somehow been given "super baby grace power". Some of you never needed it. It was like you always knew you would be amazing at motherhood. I thought that for a season too, but then something happened. I can't put my finger on it exactly, but over the years I just stopped believing it was something I could actually do well. I don't know why. Yes, it is kinda sad and no, I don't think it's healthy. But it is me. Like all things in life, I am sure it will pass and one day I will look back at this (all barefoot and pregnant) and think, how silly was I?
But for now I will just keep babying my doggie.
A therapist would probably tell me she is an easy replacement for my need to mother. Ehhh...go figure.
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